devoured by my existence
"buried alive by every member of limp bizkit" fuck
"fellated by my failures" welp
"Ran over by the world we live in"
strangled by juggalos
coincidentally i am a sagittarius
Skinned alive by my family
Pretty likely really
assassinated by the internet
FUCKED BY LORD JESUS CHRIST.
I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THE DAY OF MY DEATH, BUT—
Penetrated by the world we live in
Assassinated by the world we live in
Seems accurate enough
devoured by hugs….
fellated by everything
Strangled by life
"Luna had decorated her bedroom ceiling with five beautifully painted faces: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville. They were not moving as the portraits at Hogwarts moved, but there was a certain magic about them all the same; Harry thought they breathed. What appeared to be fine golden chains wove around the pictures, linking them together, but after examining them for a minute or so, Harry realized that the chains were actually one word, repeated a thousand times in golden ink: friends…friends…friends…friends… Harry felt a great rush of affection for Luna" — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows